A friend of mine is getting married in a couple weeks. I wasn't able to attend her bridal shower, but the organizers asked us to write on a card, something like a memorable bible verse, an anecdote about marriage or womanhood. So I wrote the following:
TIPS FROM A NEWLYWED HOTHEAD
(Gathered from painstaking trial and error)
Things NOT To Say To Your Husband
• Are you REALLY going to do ____?
• Why on EARTH would you do ____?
• If I were you, I’d do_____.
• That’s not sexy.
Things TO Say
• I love you! (don’t worry if you say it first!)
• Thanks so much for doing ____ (mundane easy chore)
• You’re my hero!
• Hey, Sexy!
Things to have ready when he comes home
• A glass of cabernet
• low-carb chocolate
• Hi-carb chips and salsa
• Anything Baseball
Things Guys Love
• Back massage
• Foot massage
• Scalp massage
• “Other” massage
• Tandem showers, wherein you can massage everything.
(Hey, you’re married now, it’s all legal. Praise JESUS!)
VERSE
Better to live alone in the attic, than to
share a big house with a quarrelsome wife.
Proverbs 21:9
Mar 6, 2007
Tips from a Newlywed Hothead
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Great advice - my hubby especially seems to like it when I remember to praise something he did. I used to complain that NO ONE congratulates me, but my Mom told me to just try being more generous in this way. Did I mention my Mom is wise?
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