A friend of mine is getting married in a couple weeks.  I wasn't able to attend her bridal shower, but the organizers asked us to write on a card, something like a memorable bible verse, an anecdote about marriage or  womanhood. So I wrote the following:
TIPS FROM A NEWLYWED HOTHEAD
(Gathered from painstaking trial and error)
Things NOT To Say To Your Husband
•    Are you REALLY going to do ____?
•    Why on EARTH would you do ____?
•    If I were you, I’d do_____.
•    That’s not sexy.
Things TO Say
•    I love you! (don’t worry if you say it first!)
•    Thanks so much for doing ____ (mundane easy chore)
•    You’re my hero!
•    Hey, Sexy!
Things to have ready when he comes home
•    A glass of cabernet
•    low-carb chocolate
•    Hi-carb chips and salsa
•    Anything Baseball
Things Guys Love
•    Back massage
•    Foot massage
•    Scalp massage
•    “Other” massage
•    Tandem showers, wherein you can massage everything.
(Hey, you’re married now, it’s all legal.  Praise JESUS!)
VERSE
Better to live alone in the attic, than to 
share a big house with a quarrelsome wife. 
Proverbs 21:9
Mar 6, 2007
Tips from a Newlywed Hothead
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1 comment:
Great advice - my hubby especially seems to like it when I remember to praise something he did. I used to complain that NO ONE congratulates me, but my Mom told me to just try being more generous in this way. Did I mention my Mom is wise?
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