May 8, 2008

Sad Mac, Dead Mac


First let me say, my book deadline is 11 days away. So, four days after my Apple Care expired in February, my computer started having problems burning DVDs. Yes, four days after Apple Care expired. I've been giving my computer a lot of hard work with this book. But .. in the last month I started getting the "kernel panic" sign. Of course they don't tell you that's what it is, they just say, in four languates, YOU NEED TO RESTART YOUR COMPUTER. If they added the ACHTUNG, BABY, then it would really make my kernel panic.

When we were in Philly a week ago, I left my computer bag on the train platform and got on the train. I went into my own kernel panic, but GOD BE PRAISED, the train conductor called the next coming train, told the conductor to look for my backpack. During that epoch 30 minute wait, I had the chance to think: Okay, my editor has my latest draft. I sent a copy to a friend to look at just a day ago. I backed up all my files onto an external hard drive a month ago. I backed up the most recent files just days ago, onto my iPod, which is also in the backpack.Worst comes to worst, I'll buy a new computer. The next train arrived and they had the bag! NOTHING MISSING. But it got me thinking.

Three days later, back at home, Larry's computer went black. He took it into Apple store in Glendale. The guy at the Genius Bar may have been a genius at tech support but he was a Ree-Tard in his social skills. "Don't hear nothing. 50/50 chance you'll get your data back. Ten days, two weeks repair wait." And off he went with Larry's computer. His eight month old computer. Which IS under warranty. I tried to calm Larry. It was probably the mother board, not the hard drive. They can replace that and the hard drive may be OK.

"Unless there was a power surge and it fried the hard drive," our friend Matt said. He's in our small group. His PC is totally DONE and it's only like a year and a half old. "What I REALLY want is a macbook PRO," Matt drooled. When we closed our small group in prayer, our small group friend Traci prayed for Larry, Matt and Mandy, that their computer issues would be resolved. "Don't say that too loud," I said to Tracy. "Ask not for whom the PC bell tolls, it tolls for thee."

Monday night I got the achtung baby sign, and restarted my computer. I backed up my Book folder. I was working until 4:30 am, and sent my latest draft to my friend Mark in NYC.

12:30 Tuesday the bell tolled for ME. my hard drive shuffled off this mortal coil. I walked into the Apple store in Pasadena and walked out with what Matt has been drooling over. A macbook pro. And a dent in my wallet.

I used the Migration Assistant to transfer old files from my legacy ibook that originaly came with like OS 8, or "Calico."
Problem was, it also brought some old software codes so thing were wonky. I spent two hours reinstalling the system software. Matt sent me back my most recent copy of the book. I got all my files copied back onto my computer. It's now about 1:30 am and I'm starting to lose it. My cat is meowing and trying to sit in my lap and get me to feed her whipped cream and I about lose it.

NO, I will not let the Enemy grind me down. I just won't. You aren't going to win, Satan. You can go F yourself. In the Lord.

I got all the software reinstalled. Wednesday morning, iTunes wouldn't play. Went to the Apple store. The guy at the Genius bar said I didn't do a clean install. I need to totally wipe out the computer. Again. Long story short, by 3pm on Wednesday i am back. And I'm not going to let this stop me.

And Dianna, please PLEASE don't tell Joe. You just can't. It's not right.

3 comments:

Anna said...

Sometimes the attacks are so, like, OBVIOUS. Where's the finesse? Where's the man (sic) of wealth and taste that the big-lipped one sings about?

Where are the ice cream headaches??!

Attagirl for not giving in. And keep those prayers coming.

meredith said...

wow. all these mac horror stories disappoint me! macs are not supposed to have these problems...but I stand here proven wrong.

well in any event, congrats on your mbpro. thats what i have too and I love it, though I don't know half of what it can do, and that is a shame! i need to befriend a mac nerd or techie...

keep pressing on! :)

Joe said...

http://www.shopping.hp.com/webapp/shopping/computer_can_series.do?storeName=computer_store&category=notebooks&a1=Usage&v1=Entertainment&series_name=dv6700z_series

Here's a nice HP laptop for $600. The specs are nice, and it has an 86% favored review by 15 people.




http://www.buy.com/prod/acer-intel-celeron-processor-5502ghz-intel-celeron-550-1gb-ddr2-sdram/q/loc/101/207683480.html

And here's an Acer Aspire, with slightly less power under the hood, but $100 in savings from the last laptop. Yes, it's only $500, and can read, write, and edit together movies!



http://www.clearanceclub.com/products/8973-LifeBook-V1010

If you'd like to splurge on a PC, there's the Fujitsu LifeBook, customizable, and with a 22% off online coupon. Even with all that, it falls just below the $700 belt.



http://www.apple.com/macbookpro/

Or here's your MacBook Pro, with slightly better processor speed, an incompatible operating system, same RAM, with very little customization... Starting at $1999.


P.S.: I read the blog on my own.


~Joe.

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