And it's too late for divorce, Larry's friends have been showing me some incriminating photos of my dear husband. Photos that might call into question Larry's true nature, and therefore my wisdom in marrying him so soon.
Take for 
example the photo at left. Apparently back in 2002, Larry and Ted Rooney (L) started a "love commune" at their church. Larry was looking for more of a 1960s hippie "love in" and Ted envisioned a Studio 54 harem. They parted company over "creative differences." That, and when the church discovered their activities.
Later, Larry teamed up with Debbie and Doug to form "Kingdom Now," where members live out their f
antasies of Heaven in the present. Kinda like Dungeons and Dragons for Jesus freaks.
Debbie believed the Little Mermaid was the true "Bride of Christ. "
Doug appointed himself a modern-day Gandalf and began casting "salvation" spells on cute women to get them into the church.
Larry stayed true to his visionof the 1960s Peace and Love. However, as this picture shows, Doug misfired a spell and Larry ended up in a pretty-girl dress.
Good thing Doug didn't aim lower, or I wouldn't be married today.
Even if these pictures are odd, I feel secure knowing Larry has stayed true to his original vision: to bring the kingdom of God now, with love and peace.
But does he have to be prettier than me?
Feb 22, 2007
Now that we're married...
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4 comments:
Suz, are you trying to say that the Little Mermaid IS NOT the Bride of Christ?
oh - humor? - Ar-Ar!
I have MANY other Larry pix if youever want to collect them all look through my iPhoto sometime adn we'll throw them on a disc.
But have you seen Larry's leather pants????
Dresses, leather pants, ... I've got a few too - he was once one of the Bleach Boys.
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