Goings-On Between My Ears
GWAR!!!!!
"Mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."
What are you smiling for, Grandma? This is hell. The bus never comes.
I'm trying to think of something religious, but I just keep seeing a bubble over his head reading "Red Bull gives you wings."
"And when a mommy and a daddy love each other verrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyy much..."
"And so, dear, may I assume you know about the God shaped void in your heart?"
"...and then she said 'if everyone you knew jumped into a puddle of toxic waste would you do that too'?"
"Well hello there young man! And where are you headed to this fine morning?"or"Don't mess lady, I've had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day"
"That's a lovely hat"
Excuse me Madam, Do you have a light?
GWAR!!!!!
ReplyDelete"Mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."
ReplyDeleteWhat are you smiling for, Grandma? This is hell. The bus never comes.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to think of something religious, but I just keep seeing a bubble over his head reading "Red Bull gives you wings."
ReplyDelete"And when a mommy and a daddy love each other verrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyy much..."
ReplyDelete"And so, dear, may I assume you know about the God shaped void in your heart?"
ReplyDelete"...and then she said 'if everyone you knew jumped into a puddle of toxic waste would you do that too'?"
ReplyDelete"Well hello there young man! And where are you headed to this fine morning?"
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"Don't mess lady, I've had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day"
"That's a lovely hat"
ReplyDeleteExcuse me Madam, Do you have a light?
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